Steve Jobs doesn't have magic powers

[Afterthought]

and this is the proof.
don't you ever F with Rage Against the Machine. EVER.
even a moose can't beat feign death.
baseball can't get a perfect game right, but can have morals.
I sense a disturbance in the force.
could this be an actual Mortal Kombat making of epic-ness?

[Vanish]

Meh, that's what happens when 570+ asshat bloggers refuse to turn off their MiFi's because a minor delay in regurgitating info would catastrophic to their egos.