because it happened in
real life.the only headline cooler than 'Zombie Ants' would have been
Nuclear Ninjas.worst. exercise plan.
ever.another sign that we are in the
Matrix.a sign that NBA players
are humans beings too.who deserves a statue MORE than
Optimus Prime?which Ninja Turtle
are you?don't try to hack your
Kinect.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can email a roundhouse kick.
There is no CTL button on Chuck Norris’ computer. He is always in control.
Chuck Norris was an only child…eventually.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. DO NOT try to square Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double for crying scenes.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood. Just not his own. NEVER his own.
