so to attract women...

[Afterthought]

you're going to show off your pet alligator?
if you have no class, you could be an ESPN Insider.
the racist bots have been banned from TF3? we'll see.
you can cap my Internet? me no like.
watching Trump get roasted is always funny.
"Obi-Wan is dead." reports Vader.
if I could ban "EMO", I would do the same thing as Russia.
Portal 2 + Bill = dang funny.
MK2 + College Humor = pretty dang funny.

[Grizzly]

From the internet caps article:

"This probably isn't absolutely necessary," said Vince Vittore, broadband analyst at Yankee Group. "It's mostly a move to prevent customers from cutting off video services."

Grrrrr....

[OU8]

Canada already caps Internet usage (though you can, of course, pay for unlimited service at a hefty premium).  Just a matter of supply and demand.  If you pay, they will charge, just like gasoline prices.

[Blimigerite]

As a star wars nerd I laughed at Vader's press conference!  Haha

[Thunder]

As the comments section pointed out:  At least he didn't use women to attract alligators.

"Our approach is based on customers' feedback," said Mark Siegel, spokesman for AT&T. "They told us that the people who use the most should pay more, and they also told us we should make it easy for them to track their usage. We think our approach addresses these concerns."

Becau$e if there'$ one thing people think about, it i$ how much bandwidth other user$ are taking up on an unrelated network, non$en$e.  I suspect that's just the beginning of the clampdown on the internet:

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/05/new-bill-upgrades-unauthorized-internet-streaming-to-a-felony.ars

Even though Trump is crazy, he'd still be better than the current PoS we have in office.